Diddle Diddle Dumplin' My Son John

Johnny is incredibly cute, naturally funny, and four years old. The other day I was wondering why Johnny was taking sooooo long in the bathroom. When I walked in he was positioned a little funny. His tush was pushed off the toilet seat leaving his body in a diagonal to the commode, and he would have been completely exposed if it weren't for the shorts down at his ankles and the toilet paper he draped up and down his body.

He also put on quite a ballet performance to the Nutcracker with my daughter Jessica dressed as a ballerina and he as Darth Vader. He dresses up as Darth Vader almost every day, and so Vader is often seen performing a number of out-of-character roles.

He has numerous tales to tell and I wonder if he sticks out this way to me because he is my only son and/or because he is left handed.