Christmas Mad LIb excerpts
I'm up. Daddy's up. And baby makes three. Alrighty! I guess I'll type.
How about a few excerpts from my daughter's Christmas Mad Libs?
"What if I suddenly developed a red rash on my head? My friend Tiffane suggested picturing the audience as a bunch of dumb moms to make it easier."
" 'Tis the underwear to be burnt, Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la"
" The baby sisters were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that George W. Bush soon would be there. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a warm sleigh and 15,000 dumb reindeer. With a little old driver, so stupid and quick, I knew in a moment it must be George W. Bush."
"For example, last year she wore... a sweatshirt with Santa's private on the front.... She also wore a snowflake pin with a flasing black light that played Santa Claus is coming to Alderan.... To top it all off, she tied bells to her bottom so she would jingle when she hit!"
How about a few excerpts from my daughter's Christmas Mad Libs?
"What if I suddenly developed a red rash on my head? My friend Tiffane suggested picturing the audience as a bunch of dumb moms to make it easier."
" 'Tis the underwear to be burnt, Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la"
" The baby sisters were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that George W. Bush soon would be there. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a warm sleigh and 15,000 dumb reindeer. With a little old driver, so stupid and quick, I knew in a moment it must be George W. Bush."
"For example, last year she wore... a sweatshirt with Santa's private on the front.... She also wore a snowflake pin with a flasing black light that played Santa Claus is coming to Alderan.... To top it all off, she tied bells to her bottom so she would jingle when she hit!"
posted by Tiffane | 11:54 PM
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