Unleashed Fury

Disclaimer - I am not a dog-hater. I am a careless-dog-owner-hater.

Unleashed Dog Situation #49835. I go for a run with Ernie secure on a leash. Happy-stupid lab is out again. Happy-stupid lab charges after Ernie. Ernie jumps back into my feet. I hit cement. Happy-stupid-lab-owner says sorry from across the culdesac with a ringing idiotic inflection in his voice. I recoil and restrain myself. Happy-stupid-lab-owner is spared from a myriad of unpleasantries. I find comfort that there is no dental damage and run on with a bleeding hand.